Category Archives: Humor

Haiku Trickery

it can be tricky
pranksters love tomfoolery
but…payback’s a b!tc#! 🙂

kat ~ 31 October 2016

For Haiku Horizon’s Challenge, prompt word: Trick.


A bit of fun…

Someone sent this to me on Facebook. My second to last text sent…

“Finishing a poem.”

I’m thinking some of you WordPressers can relate! Haha!

If you’re feeling silly like me on this beautiful Sunday, I invite you to play along. Leave your second to last texts in the comments. Go! 😀


just sayin’ 

if you write in
gigabytes and
digital streaming
lines bit by bit
then you could
be a geek 😊

kat – 2 October 2016
(Magnetic Poetry Geek Kit)


Star War

A poem (comprised of 5 10-syllable lines with end words on each line that rhyme) for Jane Dougherty’s Poetry Challenge #50 based on the painting you see here. It just so happens that there is buzz in the news this week that NASA has discovered a new constellation. Well not a new one, it’s been there for eons, but their revelation has caused them to suggest that there are 13 zodiac signs not 12. This is terribly confusing and I am afraid I cannot wrap my brain around the new “me”.  Here’s my nifty little poem about stargazing.

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“Constellations” by C. Santieau

I’ve always known that I’m a Gemini,
guided by twin stars in the night sky.
Its signs and attributes to me apply,
but scientific theory now implies
I’m Taurus born! That’s Bull I just can’t buy!

kat  ~ 29 September 2016


The Gift

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Photo by Wolf Schram

“You aint from ‘round here are ya’ mister?” that’s what I said to him when he pulled up to the curb there and got out of that yellow chevy of his.

He says to me, “No bub, I’m not, but here take these,” and he hands me the keys, gives me a wink, and says, “take good care of her will ya?” like I’m some car park valet or somethin’.

So anyhow, I jest been sitting here waitin’, takin’ care of his old classic, even polished her up for him while I been waitin’, but it’s been over a week an’ I’m startin’ to wonder if that feller is comin’ back or if I jest got me a new damn car!

~kat – 22 September 2016

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A Three Line Tale for Sonya of Only 100 Words based on this cool photograph by Wolf Schram.