Category Archives: Humor

In Honor of “Talks Like a Pirate” Day

Ahoy me buckos ‘n fellow WordPressers…be off out, ’tis extra nightfall, follow th’ stars ‘n find th’ gold!

Ye Truly,

Cap’n Calypso Kat


Overweening – Friday’s Word of the Day Haiku


How could I forget my favorite Friday haiku challenge?! Lunacy has definitely taken hold of me! 

Friday’s Dictionary.com Word if the Day was “Overweening”. How this word came to be n the mid-1300’s is a bit confusing. If you look at the verb ween which means “to think; suppose” or “to expect, hope, or intend” you might assume that “overweening” means to over think something or perhaps to have overly high expectations. That makes sense, right?

But you would be wrong! The word overweening means to be conceited or arrogant. What?!

The Etymology Dictionary offers this historical note:

Overweening (adj)
mid-14c., from present participle of verb overwenen “be conceited, presume, be presumptuous, be over-confident,” from Old English oferwenian “to be proud, become insolent or presumptuous;” see over- + ween.

Well, maybe I should have a look, I thought…

ween (v.)
“be of the opinion, have the notion” (archaic), Old English wenan “to fancy, imagine, believe; expect, hope,” from Proto-Germanic *wenjan “to hope” (source also of Old Saxon wanian, Old Norse væna, Old Frisian wena, Old High German wanen, German wähnen, Gothic wenjan “to expect, suppose, think”), from *woeniz “expectation,” from PIE root *wen- (1) “to wish, desire, strive for” (see Venus). Archaic since 17c

At this point I could check out Venus as directed. But this, my friends, is how one gets caught up in an endless cyber-loop of links and pings. Suffice to say the name of Venus is also derived from the root “wen” and has to do with desire.

All of this searching only adds to my confusion. How does being over-hopeful translate into being conceited or arrogant. It’s a mystery.

Though modern geeks apparently got the memo and applied a new version to the original. In computing terms according to techtarget.com, when referring to online chat groups, a “Weenie” is “an avid but immature participant who disrupts orderly conversation. According to cyberlorist Eric Raymond, a weenie is “typically, a teenage boy with poor social skills traveling under a grandiose handle derived from fantasy or heavy-metal rock lyrics” whose contributions are liable to consist of “marginally literate and profanity-laden flaming.

However, I must warn you that the word can also be a compliment for a highly qualified programmer or a derogatory title for a UNIX “bigot”. Context is key to determining the difference. Confused yet?

Sometimes it’s best not to overthink something. In this case I just need to take the 14th century’s word for it. Overweening is an adjective that describes an arrogant, conceited person. Period. Here then, is my haiku:

He’s a narcissist
an overweening tyrant
thinks they all love him!

kat – 17 September 2016


Gaposis – Friday’s Word of the Day Haiku

Happy Friday! Today’s dictionary.com Word of the Day is Gaposis! I could not find a lot of information about this word. It is a facetious term coined in the 1950’s that describes someone who suffers from clothing so tight that there are bulging gaps between the buttons or snaps. 

These days the gaposis afflicted may be seen congregating at Walmart. These late night creepers might imply that gaposis has spread to epidemic proportions! But fortunately they seem to be isolated to the deep dropping sales aisles. I’m not sure why. Just an observation and fortunately, it does not appear to be contagious. 

The worst cases of gaposis to be documented in modern literature and film are the Incredible Hulk, Alice of Wonderland after one of her unfortunate growing spurts…and last but not least, poor Violet Beauregard of Willy Wonka fame. You may know of others… 

I don’t believe I’ve ever suffered from gaposis. But it might be said that I have the opposite -osis…if there was a word for it…tentosis. The propensity to wear loose fitting clothes. What can I say? I like to be comfortable…and covered! 

At any rate, here is my haiku. Have a great weekend!

    Photo credit http://www.tumblr.com

    Her bulging gut proved
    she suffered from gaposis…
    She was no size 5!

    ~kat 2 September 2016


Magnetic Poetry Saturday

each moment holds
the promise of peace
for searching souls
with open hearts
and minds
that quietly listen

kat~2 September 2016


Inked

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photo by Alex Hockett

Maddie’s parents sat across from them in the easy chairs facing the sofa, her mother’s hands trembling slightly from an excess of nerves as she offered cookies to their guest, while her father tilted his head slightly, a serious expression of concern darkening his face.

To their surprise and Maddie’s delight, they found Jon to be exceptionally pleasant, well-spoken and an expert in his field, computer programming; an engaging fellow from a good family, and someone they would have considered quite a catch, were it not for his ink and excessive jewelry.

After several minutes of polite conversation, Maddie cut to the chase with an announcement that caused her mother to drop the cookie tray and her father to launch into a coughing fit, “I’m so glad you all are getting along, because Jon and I are so happy and couldn’t wait to tell you that we eloped while we were in Vegas!”

kat ~ 1 September 2016

A Three Line Tale for Sonya’s Three Line Tale Challenge based on this photo by Alex Hockett.