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As Smooth as a Milk Maid’s Skin – Haiku

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Dr. Edward Jenner

Well…this is interesting!

The saying, “As smooth as a milk maid’s skin” has a very interesting history. At first blush one might imagine that it meant milk baths or sweet cream facials for milk maids who, because of their ready access to milk, had exceptionally smooth skin.  It is true that certain milk maids did have smooth skin, but the truth is more sobering.

I found this snippet in Wikidpedia:
The expression “as smooth as a milk maid’s skin” means exceptionally smooth. This phrase came about as a result of exposure to cowpox, which causes no serious symptoms, but does convey a partial immunity to the disfiguring (and often fatal) disease smallpox. Thus, milkmaids lacked the “pockmarked” complexion common to smallpox survivors. This observation led to the development of the first vaccine.[1]

The first vaccine, in fact, was performed in 1796 by Dr. Edward Jenner in Berkeley (Gloucestershire), England. He discovered that milkmaids who had contracted cowpox did not get smallpox. When his patient Sarah Nelmes presented symptoms of cowpox on her hand, Jenner  “took the pus from a cowpox lesion and inoculated an eight-year-old boy, James Phipps, the son of Jenner’s gardener. After the boy got a slight case of cowpox, Jenner exposed him to smallpox. As he suspected and much to his relief, young James remained unaffected by the deadly disease.  (Read more about Dr. Jenner HERE.)

The visions of milky white, soft, beautiful skin that I once imagined when I heard this saying are definitely not what those who initially coined the phrase intended! The truth is quite gruesome, what with cowpox pus scrapings and human experimentation. But I suppose it is the final result, discovery of a vaccination against a deadly disease, that matters most.  Here’s the Haiku then…

She was one so fair
“As smooth as a milk maid’s skin”
implied survival.

~kat – 18 February 2016

This Haiku is in response to Ronovan Writes Weekly Haiku Challenge with the Prompt Words: Milk & Smooth. If you would like to read other Haiku or enter your own, click HERE.


Surged – A Haiku

Numbers flash crimson
L.E.D.’s demand reboots…
a luddite’s nightmare!

kat 13 February 2016

This haiku is in response to TJ’s Household Haiku Challenge. This week’s challenge prompt: house number. I live in an old house prone to electrical surges. As you can imagine, technology is not my friend when it comes to the clocks everywhere from each appliance in my kitchen to alarm clocks to cable boxes!!! It’s a nightmare!!! 😳 And just when I get them all changed…another surge!!!

Read more haiku by the numbers HERE.


Calumniate – Friday’s Word of the Day Haiku

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From Wordnik:
Definitions

from The American Heritage® Dictionary of the English Language, 4th Edition:
transitive v. To make maliciously or knowingly false statements about. See Synonyms at malign.

from Wiktionary, Creative Commons Attribution/Share-Alike License:
To make hurtful untrue comments about (someone)

from The Century Dictionary and Cyclopedia
To utter calumny regarding; charge falsely and knowingly with some crime or offense, or something disreputable; slander.

Synonyms:  Defame, asperse, slander, scandalize, slur, vilify, smear, libel, malign

Etymologies:
-Latin calumniārī, calumniāt-, from calumnia, calumny; see calumny.(American Heritage® Dictionary of the English Language, Fourth Edition)

-From Latin calumniātus, perfect active participle of calumnior (“I accuse falsely”). (Wiktionary)

Happy Friday and welcome to Friday’s Word of the Day Haiku. Today’s word from Dictionary.com is “Columniate”. I had never heard this word before today, but I find it most useful in describing the activities of candidates in the current U.S. political climate.

There are all sorts of untrue, and bordering on slanderous, statements being tossed around by candidates and their campaigns to gain advantage over a rival.  And it is so easy to be swept up into the fear-based frenzy of twisted statements. While it is a good practice to follow the adage, “If it looks too good to be true, it probably isn’t”, in the political arena it seems a good idea to follow an opposite thought as well, “if it’s too awful or outrageous to believe…it is likely unbelievable.”

and now for a bit of a rant…
Sadly the average person cannot be bothered with checking sources for truthfulness of a particular claim. This is a fatal flaw in our political process, but also a tool well played by campaigns to gain the advantage over opponents. I am always interested to know how our politicking looks to people in other countries. If I am seeing an emperor with no clothes, I can only imagine what those removed by continents and oceans must think. And I want the world to know, not all of us are unthinking lemmings here.  Though sometimes it does feel as though the lemmings are growing in number…and they’re headed for the cliff’s edge!

Have a great weekend. Be kind to one another. No columniating allowed! 🙂

 

Calumniate – The Haikus

Inept candidates
Columniate their rivals
proving their own lack.

Calumniated
Disdained and disrespected 
She had the last laugh.

The incompetent
employ calumniation
to appear able.

kat ~ 12 February 2016

 

 

 

 

 

 


Fast – A Few Haiku

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Photo and Editing by Kat Myrman 2016

In movement…

Go fast but take care
you certainly cannot win
if you don’t arrive.

In abstinence…

When the pious fast
abstaining from all pleasure
more for the wicked!

kat ~ 10 February 2016

A few Haiku in response to Haiku Horizon’s weekly challenge, prompt word: “Fast”. There are two to reflect the two very distinct meanings of the word.  If you would like to read other haiku or enter your own poem, click HERE.

 

 


Gem & Flame – A Haiku

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Digital Art by Kat Myrman 2016

Saints and sinners twain,
live and die by passion’s flame,
here or hereafter.

~kat – 8 February 2016

(Saints and sinners twain, live and die by passion’s flame. / Live and die by passion’s flame, here or hereafter.)

This haiku was inspired by Ronovan Writes Weekly Haiku Challenge prompt words “Gem” (or “Saint” from the Thesaurus) and “Flame”.  If you would like read other haiku or enter your own, click HERE.