Having a bit of fun on my lunchbreak at work. I like creating little memes. Helps relieve stress. Anyhoo…here’s what plopped out of my brain today. Hope your Tuesday is better than mine! Haha! Peace Y’all!
Category Archives: Humor
Penny’s First Word
For Jane Dougherty’s Sunday Strange Challenge based on this painting by Ford Madox Brown.
Painting by Ford Madox Brown – Pretty Baa-Lambs
“Pretty Baa-Lambs” her mother said, “baa, baa, baa. Penny can you say it? What do the pretty lambs say?”
Penny was not having it. Her mother called her stubborn. Maybe she was, but Penny did not like this new game her mother always wanted to play.
“Momma,” her Mother would say, leaning in closer, eyes bulging, mouth puckering, smacking the syllables in a grotesque litany of sound bites, “Maaa…mmm…aaa…mAAA…mmmm…AAA.”
It was a never-ending battle. Everything, it seemed had a name. There was a word for each want. “Why wasn’t crying and cooing enough? It had always worked in the past. What was it with these people?” Penny thought to herself as she continued her resistance.
Then one day she heard a lovely word. An amazing word! It was not her mother, but her father who uttered it loud and clear for Penny to hear.
“I like that word.” Penny thought. She decided to say her new favorite word the next time her mother started one of her sound-it-out-say-it, ‘momma’ rants.
For her very first word, Penny smiled innocently at her mother, eyes wide with excitement, as she curled her tongue back and set her top two teeth into a perfect overbite…”FUCK!”
Penny had never seen her mother react so. It was wonderful! So wonderful, she repeated it over and over again, “Fuck, fuck, fuck!” She was a proud baby that day. Very proud indeed!
~kat – 23 March 2017
Daily Grind – A Silly Tanka
Silly Tanka (5/7/5/7/7)
Oatmeal, strawberries,
earl grey latte, crushed ice…
my daily grind, but…
I can be spontaneous
oatmeal, no strawberries…see?!
kat ~ 21 February 2017
Twittering Tales #14 – 24 January 2017
About the challenge: Each Tuesday I will provide a prompt photo, and your mission is to tell a story based on that prompt in 140 characters or less.
If you accept the challenge, be sure to let me know in the comments with a link to your tale. A final note: if you need help tracking the number of characters in your story, there is a nifty online tool that will count for you at charactercountonline.com.
I will do a roundup each Tuesday, along with providing us a new prompt. Have Fun!
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Here is the roundup of last week’s creative twittering tales based on this photo:
Michael at Morpethroad started us off with a dare! I must admit, I took the bait!
Anything else?
Butter?
Check!
Flour?
Check!
Beakthwistle powder?
One kilo?
Yes.
Mangle towjamer?
Left handed?
Yes.
All set?
Wanna watch?
Yes please.
Good.
(140 characters)
Mick from Mick’s Blog jumped in with an entire collection of tales in the form of Haiku and Tanka poems.
Twittering Tales
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tanka tales twitters
fiction but one is so true
no to badger culls
………….
TALE ONE
sat across the table
eyes piercing my broken heart
pen at the ready
where did you hide the body
interrogation had begun
(Characters 115)
TALE TWO
two cells an ipad
technology apparent
note pad pen in hand
o the days of writing words
old school reporter transcribes
(Characters 114)
TALE THREE
animosity
bad feelings were electric
unsympathetic
organised badger culling
no not if I have my way
(Characters 122)
TALE FOUR
man and his girlfriend
marriage plans on the table
notes necessary
then promises forgotten
both left failing to agree
(Characters 113)
Kathryn from anotherfoodieblogger penned this tale…;)
A pen? A paper calendar diary? That’s what iPads are for! I’m sorry baby, this just isn’t going to work out for us, I do everything online.
(139 Characters)
A friend of Michael, Pensitivity101 (name please…did I see Di somewhere?) joined us this week with a Race to the finish in her very succinct Twitter Tale. Good one. Thanks for joining us.
Ready…………
Get set………..
GO!
Pen’n’pad versus ipad.
(60 characters)
Willow at Willowdot21 gave us a tale of intrigue through the eyes of a mad barista! 🙂
Always an espresso and a glass of water. Two phones, a tablet and a notebook. What were they doing? It was driving Tom the barista mad!
(139 Characters)
Our friend The Bag Lady, says she got carried away and just kept writing. I don’t have space for the entire story but do pay her blog a visit and read her fabulous bit of flash fiction based on the prompt photo. The Cocktail Party.
Sonali at Howling with the Wolf took us to the classroom or more precisely cramming with a friend with her tale…
“No mobiles or tablets! Let’s have a look at your French Grammar!”
There was no stricter teacher than a best friend one day before the exam.
(138 characters)
Gayl at her blog GaylWright gave us three different tales to think about. Two stories and a Haiku. My my, you all are really getting into twittering! 🙂
First story:
“Why do YOU always get to write and have the espresso?”
“Hush, let me think. Drink your water.”
“That’s it, I’m leaving!”
“Wait! I’m sorry.”
(137 characters)
Second story:
“Another work day.
We talk, make our lists.
Where’s the fun?”“Just checking off one more thing.
Our new assignment is exciting!
You’ll love it!”
(140 characters)Twittering Tales #14 – 24 January 2017
(137 characters)
Second story:
“Another work day.
We talk, make our lists.
Where’s the fun?”“Just checking off one more thing.
Our new assignment is exciting!
You’ll love it!”
(140 characters)
Haiku:
Drinks untouched again
Minds dwell on recent events
Can’t write fast enough
Do you remember
Last time we were together
There were three of us
(140 characters including title)
And Irena at Books and Hot Tea gave us some good advice…get it in writing (Im paraphrasing of course):
“Are you really writing down what I’ve just said?!”
“Of course! If I forget it I’ll never be able to use it in my novel.”
(120 characters)
A really nice collection of twitter tales everyone! There were so many fun twists. Almost forgot…this is my try at the prompt:
Acting paranoid he whispered, “No one believes me. But I swear I saw ’em, plain as day!”
“Just start from the beginning,” she assured him.
(138 characters)
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I hope you all are enjoying this as much as I am. Without further ado, let me present this week’s photo prompt. From Pexels (another royalty free photo site). I actually had this one picked out before I found the one we used for last week. I can’t wait to see the stories you all come up with!
Twittering Tales #14 – 24 January 2017
Abduction
I woke up in a field, the sun blocked by two beady eyes, hot green breath on my face. The last thing I remember? An eerie light in my room.
(139 Characters)
Oh I can’t resist! I love this photo. Here’s another!
So consumed in passion were they, that they didn’t notice the herd of sheep who seemed very interested in the mating ritual of humans.
(134 Characters)
kat – 24 January 2017
Your Turn…Go! 🙂
An Introverted Soirée
photo by Annie Spratt via Unsplash
Though she hated dinner parties and hosting guests, hated people in general, for that matter, Florrie had a brilliant idea.
She set the table with her most luxurious china, silverware, crystal and cloth linens, snickering with glee as she added the final touch; a host of prickly, obnoxious, highly pollinated compositae forming an island across the middle of the table and protruding from several vases.
When her dinner guests arrived and took their assigned seats around the table, each one was eventually forced to excuse themselves, stricken with sneezing and coughing fits, until there was no one left but Florrie, who was quite pleased with her brilliant self for having pulled off her favorite type of affair, a party for one!
kat ~ 12 January 2017
A Three Line Tale for Sonya’s weekly challenge. Having bad seasonal allergies, I took one look at the”floral” arrangements and knew I would never make it through a dinner at this table!!! 😊
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