Category Archives: Humor

August 8, 2015

Ode to Crushed Ice…(Ice Ice Baby)

By Kat Myrman

Holidays, vacation, healthcare,
Friday hours and IRA’s…
Training, coffee, dental, stocks,
Perks galore to make me stay!

Can I share a little secret?
To ensure my loyalty
offer me an ice machine…
I’ll be yours eternally!

Kat 2015

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July 23, 2015

lunacy

By Kat Myrman

From the archives…a poem written in 2001…

if you were brave

i could tell you who

i really am

jot my truths and epiphanies

like a grocery list

or like laundry, wet and

beleaguered hang

myself out to dry

it is troubling…normal

doesn’t fit my vocabulary

or my soul

call me lunatic

manic or insane but

i have noticed

the same wind catches

some leaves of grass

leaving others unmoved.

kat 2001

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July 11, 2015

i rouse from
dreamy rem,
at that un-godly
hour, 3 am…
with mountain
summits looming
made of feet.
through bleary
goo i squint,
and squirm to
gain some
equilibrium,
then drop my toes
to floorboard so
to wander room
to room…to grab
a pee, perhaps
a cuppa tea, whilst
solving universal
problems in my
head. i’m brilliant
then, at 3 am,
though i suspect
that things are not
as lucid as they
seem…perhaps it’s
best to leave this
hour to demon
play, return myself
to bed, count
sheep…count
sheep…count
sheep…perchance
to dream…
kat at 3am july 11, 2015