Category Archives: Humor

Short Term Amnesia

 

I keep forgetting…
Do you mind repeating it?
I keep forgetting…

~ kat ~ 4 November 2015

Haiku for the prompt “Forget” from Haiku Horizons weekly challenge. Read more HERE.


Following on a Theme…Since it is soon to be Halloween! :)

So I penned a rather shocking 100 Word Story recently for Friday Fictioneer’s Challenge.  I do hope I didn’t offend anyone! It seems our Mr. Incubus had little demon mouths to feed…one really can’t blame him for his scheme!  You can read the full story here if you are interested…but a warning, it it not for the faint of heart or weak of stomach! 🙂

For brevity’s sake I saw this cartoon on one of my social media feeds and thought it would make a good follow-up. It also makes me feel a little less ghoulish to know that there are others with a similarly sick sense of humor. Have a wonderful October! 🙂

halloween pic


Unfriended

unfriended

I admit that I am
stunned at how easily
you can commit cyber
homicide, annihilating
me, rendering me invisible
with a simple stroke,
unfriended,
deleted from existence,
blocked…
out of sight,
but hardly out
of mind you know…
the bitter truth behind
these cyber battles we
employ, caps-lock
loaded, raging red, souls
sucked deep into the
grid is that it is not
reality really…
but try convincing
my broken heart that
our painful têxt-à-têxt
doesn’t mean anything
as I wait for you to call…

kat ~ 21 October 2015


Donnybrook…Friday’s Word of the Day Haiku

Donnybrook…A Haiku

Brazen spectacles,
these donnybrooks called “debates”
where fools play to win!

~kat~ 25 September 2015

An interesting little word, donnybrook, and a timely one I would say in today’s polarized political climate!  I always research these Friday challenge words before writing my haiku so I am able to assess their full meaning.  This particular gem has a wee bit of history associated with it. The website: World Wide Words gives an enlightening account of its origin:

“We are in Ireland, in what was once a village on the high road out of Dublin but which is now one of that city’s suburbs. King John gave a licence in 1204 to hold an annual fair there.

By the eighteenth century it had become a vast assembly, held on August 26 and the following 15 days each year, a gathering-place for horse dealers, fortune-tellers, beggars, wrestlers, dancers, fiddlers, and the sellers of every kind of food and drink. It was renowned in Ireland and beyond for its rowdiness and noise, and particularly for the whiskey-fuelled fighting that went on after dark.

A passing reference in, of all sober works, Walter Bagehot’s The English Constitution of 1867, gives a flavour: “The only principle recognised … was akin to that recommended to the traditionary Irishman on his visit to Donnybrook Fair, ‘Wherever you see a head, hit it’.” The usual weapon was a stick of oak or blackthorn that Irishmen often called a shillelagh (a word which derives from the town of that name in County Wicklow). The legend was that visitors to Donnybrook fair would rather fight than eat.

As Donnybrook progressively became a residential suburb of Dublin, the fair became more and more a nuisance until a campaign was got up to have it closed; in 1855 the rights to the fair were bought up by Dublin Corporation and it was suppressed. It was around that time that its name started to be used to describe a brawl, at first in the form like Donnybrook fair but then elliptically.”

If you’d like to join the challenge, use this week’s Word of the Day from Dictionary.com, “Donnybrook” in a Haiku (a three line poem with five syllables in the first and last lines and seven in the second line). I don’t have any fancy banners to award you with, but I will lavish you with superfluous praise and accolades if you give it a go. Fridays should be FUN!


Until Further Notice…A Memorandum

beach

We regret to inform you that Reason
is on holiday. Kindly keep all rational
thoughts to yourself, unless of course,
you are given to outbursts of absurdity,
fueled by heavy doses of fear, ignorance
or religiousity. These are the only views
we are currently entertaining.

If you are a member of the thinking
minority, our sincere condolences.
We recently received a postcard from
Reason…from someplace called
Over the Edge. It reads,
“Wish you were here.”

kat ~ 18 September 2015