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Friday’s Word of the Day Haiku

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Happy Friday! I just have to say, I LOVE, LOVE, LOVE today’s word of the day from Dictionary.com. For those of us who love words and making up words (I’m guilty) and playing with words, this is the quintessential concept!!! And there is even a WORD for it!

From Dictionary.com, a bit of history about this word…
Spoonerism
is derived from the name of ReverendWilliam Archibald Spooner, a scholar at New College inOxford who was known for making such verbal slips.The term entered English around 1900.

Here are a few examples of Spoonerisms from Fun with Words to help you with its definition:

fighting a liar lighting a fire
you hissed my mystery lecture you missed my history lecture
cattle ships and bruisers battle ships and cruisers
nosey little cook cosy little nook
a blushing crow a crushing blow
tons of soil sons of toil
our queer old Dean our dear old Queen
we’ll have the hags flung out we’ll have the flags hung out
you’ve tasted two worms you’ve wasted two terms
our shoving leopard our loving shepherd
a half-warmed fish a half-formed wish
is the bean dizzy? is the Dean busy?


Aren’t these FABULOUS?!!! I am so enjoying today’s challenge. Here is my Haiku…:)

Haiku Spoonerism

Those who wove lording
are crafty spoonerists
bust a jit crazy!

Kat ~ 4 December 2015

This haiku is a weekly challenge to myself based on Dictionary.com’s Friday Word of the Day.


Terra Firma

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HaikuHorizon’s Prompt this week is “Ground” . If you would like to join the challenge or read other Haiku, click HERE.

Here are my takes on the prompt:

You must stand your ground
to be seen as serious…
it’s wise not to blink.

Far from being firm,
when terra firma trembles
she scales richter’s heights.

Her grounds for leaving
bordered on insanity…
she hated green paint.

Kat ~ 30 November 2015


Oops…Friday’s Word of the Day Haiku…I can explain…

 
Some may see my tardy entry for this week’s word of the day haiku as a symptom. But I assure you that I managed to be out and about on Black Friday midday, not at the crack of dawn, and if you must know, my mission was to obtain necessities for my dear pets…dog food, cat food and the like. I do admit that I couldn’t resist picking up several toys…they were on SALE and Christmas is coming after all. But that doesn’t make me an oniomaniac does it? I only shopped at one store…really…well, maybe two…or was it three!!!? At any rate, here’s my haiku!  Happy Weekend to you!

Oniomaniacs’ Holiday

Nocturnal creatures
Some oniomaniacs
Worship Black Friday!

kat – 28 November 2015
(A day late…and a few dollars short!)

This haiku is a weekly challenge to myself based on Dictionary.com’s Friday Word of the Day.


A Little Lunacy! 

 

Photo by Melinda Carroll

 

As long as we don’t let polyester double knits in I think we’ll be safe!  😜


Fish Stick Jesus

He was sighted on a fish stick,
on a pancake and grilled cheese,
Some say it was a miracle
so the faithful flocked to see.

They found him in his glory
on a toasted slice of naan
he gazed from ripe banana peels
and from unrinsed fry pans.

I know you won’t believe it
but they saw him in the clouds
as if coming for his chosen
from amongst the gathering crowds.

Ever watchful for their savior
leaving no stained rock unturned
the hopeful ever seeking
eager for his grand return.

So He came to them in person
wide-eyed, lost, without a home
in the hopes that they would know him
welcome him in, as their own.

But they ne’er saw him coming
turned away and closed their ears
for he looked too much like “others”
that the righteous ones all feared.

“We’ve just enough, we’ve none to spare,
don’t bother us,” they said,
and hovered round their idols
of his images instead.

When end of days for each one came
they waited at the gate
to give account of their life’s deeds
and learn about their fate.

“We saw you everywhere,” they said,
“and gave you proper due…
enshrined your image high and low
we stayed forever true!”

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To their surprise the Master then
did shake his head and say,
“I only came to see you once
twas then you turned away.”

kat – 19 November 2015