Category Archives: Humor

Terra Firma

IMG_5200

HaikuHorizon’s Prompt this week is “Ground” . If you would like to join the challenge or read other Haiku, click HERE.

Here are my takes on the prompt:

You must stand your ground
to be seen as serious…
it’s wise not to blink.

Far from being firm,
when terra firma trembles
she scales richter’s heights.

Her grounds for leaving
bordered on insanity…
she hated green paint.

Kat ~ 30 November 2015


Oops…Friday’s Word of the Day Haiku…I can explain…

 
Some may see my tardy entry for this week’s word of the day haiku as a symptom. But I assure you that I managed to be out and about on Black Friday midday, not at the crack of dawn, and if you must know, my mission was to obtain necessities for my dear pets…dog food, cat food and the like. I do admit that I couldn’t resist picking up several toys…they were on SALE and Christmas is coming after all. But that doesn’t make me an oniomaniac does it? I only shopped at one store…really…well, maybe two…or was it three!!!? At any rate, here’s my haiku!  Happy Weekend to you!

Oniomaniacs’ Holiday

Nocturnal creatures
Some oniomaniacs
Worship Black Friday!

kat – 28 November 2015
(A day late…and a few dollars short!)

This haiku is a weekly challenge to myself based on Dictionary.com’s Friday Word of the Day.


A Little Lunacy! 

 

Photo by Melinda Carroll

 

As long as we don’t let polyester double knits in I think we’ll be safe!  😜


Fish Stick Jesus

He was sighted on a fish stick,
on a pancake and grilled cheese,
Some say it was a miracle
so the faithful flocked to see.

They found him in his glory
on a toasted slice of naan
he gazed from ripe banana peels
and from unrinsed fry pans.

I know you won’t believe it
but they saw him in the clouds
as if coming for his chosen
from amongst the gathering crowds.

Ever watchful for their savior
leaving no stained rock unturned
the hopeful ever seeking
eager for his grand return.

So He came to them in person
wide-eyed, lost, without a home
in the hopes that they would know him
welcome him in, as their own.

But they ne’er saw him coming
turned away and closed their ears
for he looked too much like “others”
that the righteous ones all feared.

“We’ve just enough, we’ve none to spare,
don’t bother us,” they said,
and hovered round their idols
of his images instead.

When end of days for each one came
they waited at the gate
to give account of their life’s deeds
and learn about their fate.

“We saw you everywhere,” they said,
“and gave you proper due…
enshrined your image high and low
we stayed forever true!”

mideast-lebanon-syria-food-refugees

To their surprise the Master then
did shake his head and say,
“I only came to see you once
twas then you turned away.”

kat – 19 November 2015


Starbucks Cups…REALLY?

I don’t often do commentary on politics, religion or fashion (threw this last one in here to see if you were paying attention), but when I do, I like to look a the absurdity of the issues we seem to lose our minds over.  This week…it’s coffee cups. Next week…hide the babies and pull down the shade, it could be something as life-changing as placemats! At any rate, because so many people seem to be so worked up about this, I felt compelled to bring a bit humor into the discussion. I’m sure some folks may not find it humorous. Oh well, I did. So free speech and all, here is my Starbucks Meme. Happy Wednesday.

Cups by Starbucks...Statement by Yours Truly...kat 2015

Cups by Starbucks…Statement by Yours Truly…kat 2015