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First-Foot ~ Friday’s Word of the Day Haiku

  
Happy Happy 2016! 

Dictionary.com presents a timely theme for today’s Word of the Day, ” First-Foot”. 

But I must digress. We have many foot-related words and idioms in the English language. There are things a-foot and putting one’s best foot forward, foot-in-mouth dilemmas and placing one foot in front of the other. There is a right-foot, wrong-foot, front foot, back foot, and that trouble-maker, lead foot. 

We can set or not set foot, on foot, find our footing, get our foot in the door, have a foot in both camps, and hopefully not find ourselves with one foot in the grave. Like shooting oneself in the foot, I wouldn’t touch that with a ten-foot pole. And I absolutely put my foot down when it comes to waiting on someone hand and foot, unless of course the shoe is on the other foot and I am the one in waiting! (BTW…I like my veggie foot-long on toasted whole-wheat with a dusting of hot sauce…)

Alas, now I have a new “foot” phrase to add to my vocabulary. It’s a good thing I don’t have podophobia! Did you know that is a thing?! And I do wish to also note, for the record, while we’re on the subject, I am definitely not a podophiliac. In case you were wondering. Just so we’re perfectly clear. Digression ended…on to today’s haiku. I hopes it foots the bill! 😊

Friday’s Word of the Day Haiku

As the clock ticked one
First-foot o’er my heart’s threshold
A dear old friend…Hope!

kat ~ 1 January 2016


The Un-Resolution

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You may resolve each year to live a life of much less stress
of all the resolutions you could make, this one’s the best
except that the solution’s
not to make a resolution
’cause who needs the pressure of less stress to drive you to distress!

kat ~ 28 December 2015

An end of the year Limerick for Rashmi’s Mind and Life Matters Challenge. I couldn’t resist being topically timely with this one. So I chose the theme of Resolutions for this week’s limerick. I don’t like to make resolutions. When I fail, as I am ultimately doomed to do, I end up feeling defeated and guilty. So I find it best to look for ways to be the best I can be everyday, instead of piling up expectations for the beginning of each new year! So far it has worked well. And I do manage to get things accomplished from year to year. 🙂

If you would like to participate in this Limerick Challenge or read other entries, click HERE.


snowflakes

Okay…this is just a random thought. It’s late and I should probably be tucking myself in. But…I just discovered how to turn the snowflakes on. How cool is that?

So…guess what i’ve been doing for the last 5 minutes? 5 minutes is a long time when it’s late and I have work in the morning and dishes to load the in the dishwasher and dogs to take out for their potty break…but I digress.

Here I sit, scrolling my mouse from right to left…and left to right, because I discovered when I do that, the snowflakes fall in a new direction. There they go…left…now right…and…left again…and…you get the picture. Did I mention I caught myself doing this for 5 minutes?

I’d like to think I’m not the only one who got lured into doing this. So come on WordPress buddies…fess up. How many of you have done the same thing?

I think I might need an intervention.

Peace out…but only after I give the snowflakes a few more directional shifts…

kat 🙂


Friday’s Word of the Day – Part 2

I couldn’t let this day pass without sharing this CLASSIC rendering of Spoonerisms. There are several versions. The original version is believed to be the brilliant brainchild of F. Chase Taylor, a radio comedian known as ‘Colonel Stoopnagle’ in the 1930s. The popular show Hee Haw did its own version in late 70’s. (I’ve included links to these sources below.)  At any rate…here is “Rindercella”…ENJOY!

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Rindercella
A Spoonerism retelling of Cinderella fairy tale

Once upon a time in a coreign fountry, there lived a geautiful birl, and her name was Rindercella. Now Rindercella lived with her mugly other and two sad blisters. Also, in this same coreign fountry, there lived a very pransome hince, and this pransome hince was going to have a bancy fall, and he’d invited people for riles amound, especially the pich reople. Rindercella’s mugly other and her two sad blisters went to town to buy some drancy fesses for the bancy fall, but Rindercella couldn’t go ‘cause all she had to wear were some old rirty dags. Finally the night of the bancy fall arrived, and Rindercella couldn’t go, so she just cat down and sried. She was sitting there srying when all of the sudden there appeared before her, her gairy modfather, and he touched her with his wagic mand. and there appeared before her a kig boach and hix white sorses to take her to the bancy fall, and he said ­ “Rindercella, be sure and be home before midnight, or I’ll purn you into a tumpkin!” When Rindercella arrived at the bancy fall, this prandsome hince met her at the door because he had been watching all this time behind a hidden window. Rindercella and the prandsome hince nanced all dight. And they lell in fove. And all at once, the mid clock struck night. And Rindercella staced down the rairs, and just as she beached the rottom, she slopped her dripper! The next day, this pransome hince went all over this coreign fountry looking for the geautiful birl who had slopped her dripper. They finally came to Rindercella’s house, and he tried it on the mugly other, and it fidn’t dit. Then he tried it on the two sisty uglers, and it fidn’t dit, and then he tried it on Rindercella, and it fid dit. It was exactly the sight rize! And so they were married and lived heavenly after happily. Now the storal of the mory is: if you go to a bancy fall and you want a pransome hince to lall in fove with you ­­don’t forget to slop your dripper!

The above transcription of the Rindercella story is very similar to the version performed by Archie Campbell on the Hee Haw television show in the 1970s. Watch it here.

Find numerous adaptations of the Rindercella story, beginning with what is believed to be the original radio airing by F. Chase Taylor, the radio comedian known as ‘Colonel Stoopnagle’ in the 1930s, at the following website. http://matthewgoldman.com/spoon/rindercella.html


Friday’s Word of the Day Haiku

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Happy Friday! I just have to say, I LOVE, LOVE, LOVE today’s word of the day from Dictionary.com. For those of us who love words and making up words (I’m guilty) and playing with words, this is the quintessential concept!!! And there is even a WORD for it!

From Dictionary.com, a bit of history about this word…
Spoonerism
is derived from the name of ReverendWilliam Archibald Spooner, a scholar at New College inOxford who was known for making such verbal slips.The term entered English around 1900.

Here are a few examples of Spoonerisms from Fun with Words to help you with its definition:

fighting a liar lighting a fire
you hissed my mystery lecture you missed my history lecture
cattle ships and bruisers battle ships and cruisers
nosey little cook cosy little nook
a blushing crow a crushing blow
tons of soil sons of toil
our queer old Dean our dear old Queen
we’ll have the hags flung out we’ll have the flags hung out
you’ve tasted two worms you’ve wasted two terms
our shoving leopard our loving shepherd
a half-warmed fish a half-formed wish
is the bean dizzy? is the Dean busy?


Aren’t these FABULOUS?!!! I am so enjoying today’s challenge. Here is my Haiku…:)

Haiku Spoonerism

Those who wove lording
are crafty spoonerists
bust a jit crazy!

Kat ~ 4 December 2015

This haiku is a weekly challenge to myself based on Dictionary.com’s Friday Word of the Day.