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Breaking News: In a shocking turn of events, brave Mommies everywhere are speaking out and refusing Santa’s lewd advances. No more kisses! We have known about Santa’s naughty behavior for years, and it is believed thousands of children have been traumatized, but now the Mommies are fighting back. #No Cookies for Santa.
52 Words Exactly for Sacha’s 52 Weeks 52 Words Writespiration Challenge #50. This weeks prompt: Write about how Santa ended up on the naughty list.
like mercury colliding... 
December 14th, 2017 at 11:14 am
I saw Mommy kissing Santa Claus…
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December 14th, 2017 at 11:45 am
Yep! 😜
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December 14th, 2017 at 2:24 pm
Oh no!!!!!!!!
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December 15th, 2017 at 12:10 am
Reblogged this on Read 4 Fun and commented:
This is a good beginning of a campaign stop the abuse from this outwardly jolly old man. There should be a special counsel appointed that could look into possible reindeer abuse. And how did he end up with a workforce of only elves? Where did/does he get them? Are they receiving a fair wage? How many female elves are there? If there are none, count back three questions.
Asked to comment on this campaign, the original Santa responded, “I didn’t do it. It was never me! There are way too many fake “Santas” out there ringing bells and pretending to be me. Trust only the real me. All others are fake news.”
This campaign for truth has spread internationally. Germany weighed in early and pointed out the real meaning of “gift” (in German).
Beware of fat old men asking you sit on their laps and whisper in their ears. There are many imitators out there.
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December 15th, 2017 at 6:40 am
Yes! Yes! Yes! Ron, my thoughts exactly! I think we are seeing only the tip of the icicle here…and all that 52 words would allow! 😜
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December 15th, 2017 at 12:19 am
Just had to reblog this. A timely warning for those with chimneys. Flue season is upon us.
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December 15th, 2017 at 6:19 am
Haha! It is true! Thanks for the reblog Ron.😊
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