battle him
about this faze where going threw
this ship will write itself in the end
butt weighting is knot what wee should dew
or talk about whether my deer friends
thyme two get reel, hear’s what two due
two forget about the mess where in
let’s knot look back or weight four sum shoo
to drop, thyme two indite evil men
two exorcize are write two vote, yew
no the jig, bridal there power, let
justice raze her scales, give them there do
they’ll waist away inn prison, wheel send
other criminals a massage two,
that crime does knot pay, wee will defend
democracy, butt until wee due
close yore ayes, suite dreams my friends
don’t let this bazaar thyme treble yew
~kat
My apologies to any spelling/grammar ninjas and a disclaimer. I am not responsible for exploding heads, nervous breakdowns or mind blows. Ironically, this poem may make sense if you read it aloud, but you’ll have to get past the words themselves…I don’t recommend it. I’m exhausted now. I need a nap!
For NaPoWriMo 2019 #14 Prompt: write a poem that incorporates homophones, homographs, and homonyms, or otherwise makes productive use of English’s ridiculously complex spelling rules and opportunities for mis-hearings and mis-readings.
April 14th, 2019 at 1:13 pm
I must be a cockeyed octapuss , it made perfect sense to me 💜💜
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April 14th, 2019 at 1:21 pm
Haha! …or maybe you can’t spell!!! 🤪 just kidding!!! 😉💜🌹💜
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April 14th, 2019 at 1:34 pm
Wot meet ? Nar I carn spel. 😀😀🔥
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April 14th, 2019 at 1:47 pm
😄🤣🤪 too funny Willow! ❤️
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April 14th, 2019 at 1:27 pm
The title made me grin 🙂
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April 14th, 2019 at 1:46 pm
Today’s was a fun challenge! 😉
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April 14th, 2019 at 2:23 pm
wow; so creative! Well done!
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April 14th, 2019 at 2:27 pm
Thank you Elaine. It was painful…😄 but worth it! 😊
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April 14th, 2019 at 3:38 pm
I thort this was purrfectly all write!
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April 14th, 2019 at 4:32 pm
I see I am in good company! Haha!
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April 14th, 2019 at 4:37 pm
Toot trew.
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April 14th, 2019 at 4:46 pm
where I’m from THAT calls for an “excuse me.”
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April 14th, 2019 at 4:49 pm
🤣😂🤗
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April 15th, 2019 at 12:01 am
[…] featured participant today is like mercury colliding, where the homophone/homonym/homograph prompt resulted in a rollicking adventure in doubled […]
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April 15th, 2019 at 1:50 am
ewe nocked it owt of the parque!
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April 15th, 2019 at 6:12 am
Haha! Thank ewe! 😄
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April 15th, 2019 at 6:52 am
Ha ha …this was good Kat. Congratulations on being the featured participant today.
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April 15th, 2019 at 11:29 am
Thank you Smitha. It is such an honor to be recognized. 🙂
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April 15th, 2019 at 8:40 pm
It definitely is.😊 and for me the honor is of being acquainted to you through poetry.
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April 15th, 2019 at 9:37 pm
That is definitely the best part of this forum. The connections made with others. I am honored to meet you as well.
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April 15th, 2019 at 7:58 am
Excellent job! I applaud your bravery to right all those words that so clearly go against you’re cents of whats write!! (If only I could have taken that liberty yesterday!!)
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April 15th, 2019 at 11:29 am
Thank you Colleen. It was painful but worth it in the end! 😉
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April 15th, 2019 at 5:19 pm
I would definitely (or as my 7th graders used to say, defiantly) say so!
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April 15th, 2019 at 5:50 pm
Yes indeed!
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April 16th, 2019 at 3:23 am
[…] featured participant today is like mercury colliding, where the homophone/homonym/homograph prompt resulted in a rollicking adventure in doubled […]
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